People in general

[Frized]

Had to go to Wal-Mart today to return this case/keyboard for m iPad.  The damn keyboard was made for people whose fingers are no wider than a pencil.  Anyhow, as i'm leaving i'm driving down one of the parking lanes behind this old bat who is pushing her cart right down the middle of it and talking on her goddamn cell phone.  She was totally oblivious to me and everyone else around he.  It seems quite trivial, but I wanted to gas it and knock the ancient bag to the side, steal her groceries and then haul ass.  Of course I didn't . 

[Ancalagon]

Should've laid on the horn for a while.  I hear that can fuck with hearing aids.

[Frized]

Then I worry that if I cause the old hag to have a coronary I could go to jail or worse, get sued.  That's when I need a portal gun.  Put the orange portal in front of her on the ground and the blue in the middle of the highway.

[Ancalagon]

Those cameras in the parking lot don't record audio.  They couldn't prove anything.

[Frized]

There were many witnesses near and they all looked like rats.